From Twitter 11-04-2009

[sixgunsound]

• 11:05:57: Pissed about Maine. Separation of church and fucking state, you douchebags. Damn inequality because of religions.
  
• 11:06:36: I hate people.
  
• 11:11:53: @judasiscariot Oh, totally. *sighs* Looks like we'll need to go to Canada to get married, love. It won't be here soon.
  
• 11:53:43: If both you and your friend have a giant ass, do not walk together on the sidewalk so people can pass you.
  
• 11:55:49: "Like, OMG we both ate pizza last night!" No one gives a fuck, stop squeeing so loudly.
  
• 11:57:37: I'm so bitchy today. You'd think I was just starting my period, not ending it. So cranky.
  
• 12:08:46: In a left desk. Would not be so bad if it was large like the ones in Latin, but it is tiny and hurting my back from being twisted funny.
  
• 12:20:29: Dude, the Chinese had such a large population in the 1100s (120 million) because they drank tea! Boiled their water.
  
• 12:26:48: Europe sanitized their water with gin. Worked well, destroyed bacteria, but spent all of your life drunk. Per capita? 1.5 gallons weekly.
  
• 13:41:57: So slap happy. About to die from silent laughter because my Latin teacher vociferously yelled "NO!" when it was actually the right answer...
  
• 13:52:08: A girl behind me just answered her phone by saying, "Hey Daddio!" to someone not her father. Is she an 80s throwback?
  
• 20:06:44: I wish I could do NaNo this year, but even thinking about the time it would take out of studying makes me feel guilty.
  
• 21:31:50: @andylevy I stalked your twitter updates from yesterday, but can't decide whether you are pro- or anti- gay marriage. Care to enlighten?
  
• 22:11:06: @andylevy Awesome. You are my favorite on Red Eye and I actually got my twitter just to follow you. I don't have to unfollow you, now.
  

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