From Twitter 11-17-2009

• 02:26:12: Decided my epitaph: Not gay at all. Totally straight. Ew...girls.
  
• 17:57:01: RE: ON As much as I would love a cardigan, I would rather chop off my own limbs and eat them than purchase something called a "party cardi"
  
• 22:45:02: WHAT! NPH HAS A TWITTER ACCOUNT! *stalks* @ActuallyNPH
  

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