From Twitter 10-30-2009

• 03:10:56: Cats are dicks. Dogs are all "I love you!" when you pet them. Cats: "Fuck you, pet me more and maybe I won't piss on your shoes."
  
• 03:11:22: WTF. How are worms crawling into my house? Also? Why am I not yet tired?
  
• 09:52:28: So annoyed. If I hadn't thought we were going to have a quiz in orgo I would have skipped. But I went and we didn't. I feel so crappy.
  
• 12:24:55: No sympathy for those who don't do their homework.
  
• 13:41:01: How much of a Supernatural fan am I? Instead of sleeping like a sane person, I waited until 2am for the download to finish and then watched.
  
• 19:22:52: At a poetry reading about God with/for Alexandria. Blech. At least I have the internet in here.
  
• 19:41:22: Anyone who says "yuman" for "human" needs to pick up a fucking dictionary. This is English - we have hard 'h' sounds. Stop being pretentious
  
• 19:42:05: I know you're a poet, but come on. Pretension does not a poet make.
  
• 19:47:33: God, I hate modern poetry. Give me Poe, Byron, Shakespeare. "Thorn gets Theoretical"? *shakes head in disgust*
  
• 20:00:47: I want to take a drink of my coke, but I'm in the auditorium. Damn you auditorium rules.
  

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