From Twitter 10-26-2009

• 09:00:14: Saw a girl slip on the wet pavement - it's Springfield, sweetheart, get shoes with traction because it's always wet here.
  
• 09:00:51: Also saw a girl with an umbrella with ears. Is this Japan and no one told me?
  
• 09:55:45: I wish I was the kind of student who could blow off class because it's raining...well, not really.
  
• 10:03:16: WTF there's a drug deal going down right next to me in genetics...PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU GUYS. O_O
  
• 10:55:50: Are your legs broken? Why are you taking the elevator from the first floor to the basement? Douchebag.
  
• 11:25:37: @CrashCart9 No, sorry. It was for Ritalin or something like it.
  
• 12:01:34: Holy crap it's hot in this classroom.
  
• 12:04:48: Latin: I win at it.
  
• 23:05:56: The more R groups on your internet, the slower the reaction goes.
  

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