From Twitter 09-03-2009

• 18:02:56: Internet is down? AT&T came to bury a cable, ended up not burying it and now I don't have internet. AT&T, you really don't impress me.
  
• 18:05:14: Alexandria and I are like an old married couple - we don't have sex, but what couple that has been married for so long does? (DON'T ANSWER)
  

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